var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-18896478-3’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @ornerybedfellows)http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/<p>from a hole lead by a dangling carrot, </p> <p>                      the dog gets fed.</p> <p>There was an automaton and then a second; a third, a fourth, and onward it is reckoned. Tinkered and toyed and broken to malfunction, to go mad with dysfunction like a collision upon a railway junction.</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/13693423434http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/13693423434Sat, 03 Dec 2011 12:56:56 -0800<p>when me woke, me hurt. </p> <p>thought I died, I did. instead I was cold. any little movement or motion I made felt like a thousand deaths. the onion milks was all gone and I found rebirth in clockwork. no other choice. maybe I coulda been a sausage man with the freak show. join the circus with that big bloke. build a bridge out of me. </p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/12353244472http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/12353244472Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:42:03 -0700<p>like tricks? old chap&#8217;s got tricks.</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/11132310738http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/11132310738Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:41:31 -0700<p>Strangely, over 260 people follow this blog, yet there has never been a straightforward answer as to what this is all about. Now the answer is clear, this is the site for the forthcoming novel, <em>The League of Ornery Bedfellows</em>, the second installment of <strong><a href="http://doctormonocle.com" target="_blank">Spectacular Moments of Wonder with Dr. Monocle</a></strong>. </p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126486220http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126486220Mon, 12 Sep 2011 08:14:00 -0700<p>A little secret. </p> <p>Hidden just beneath.</p> <p>Click if you&#8217;d like.</p> <p>If you dare.</p> <p><strong>Spectacular Moments of Wonder with Dr. Monocle: <em>The League of Ornery Bedfellows</em></strong></p> <p>The side-quel to <a target="_blank" href="http://doctormonocle.com/buythebook"><em><strong>That Certain Gentleman</strong></em>, out now!</a></p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126461106http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126461106Mon, 12 Sep 2011 08:11:06 -0700<p>one.</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126317975http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10126317975Mon, 12 Sep 2011 08:05:03 -0700<p>&#8230; kill the man with the monocle.</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10125954829http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10125954829Mon, 12 Sep 2011 07:43:05 -0700<p>&#8230;two&#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10125271058http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10125271058Mon, 12 Sep 2011 07:00:05 -0700<p>it&#8217;s the laughter of a riot trapped within a four-wall world.</p> <p>      the sweetness of revenge when it drops on cue.</p> <p>  i fancy a splendid wreckage like spider-webbed porcelain,</p> <p>    marching against a clockwork of a second too slow.  </p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124609888http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124609888Mon, 12 Sep 2011 06:21:05 -0700<p>&#8230; three&#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124351915http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124351915Mon, 12 Sep 2011 06:02:05 -0700“Allow me to tantalize you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Delroy Devlin: <em>Illusionist Extraordinaire, Magician of the Ages, Trickery Aficionado, Sleight of Hand Absurdist</em> (via <a href="http://doctormonocle.com/" target="_blank">doctormonocle</a>)</em>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124229463http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10124229463Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:57:26 -0700<p>whats we doing, here, playing a round of golf?</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10123497654http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10123497654Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:09:12 -0700<p>&#8230; 4 &#8230; &#8230; &#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10123475533http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10123475533Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:05:06 -0700<blockquote> <p>Bunk, rubbish, and nonsense. An old gent with arthritis and a cane? Old rickety bones and a bit of bad eyesight? hahah. HAHAHHAAHA hahaha HAHAHAHA. AHAhahhahAHah hAHaHAHAh haHAHa HAHAHa haHah HaHAHah. Bloke, we&#8217;d be happy to take your coin.</p> </blockquote> <p>- The Fool</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10122792854http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10122792854Mon, 12 Sep 2011 04:20:05 -0700<p>&#8230;5 &#8230;&#8230;..</p> <p>&#8230;</p> <p>&#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10122536451http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10122536451Mon, 12 Sep 2011 04:01:05 -0700<p>&#8230;6&#8230; &#8230; &#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10121751746http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10121751746Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:00:06 -0700<p>..7&#8230;.</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120995310http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120995310Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:00:05 -0700http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120759172http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120759172Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:41:48 -0700<p>&#8230;8&#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120312169http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10120312169Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:00:06 -0700<p>&#8230;9&#8230;</p>http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10119504637http://ornerybedfellows.tumblr.com/post/10119504637Mon, 12 Sep 2011 00:00:05 -0700